Mc is so used to bullshit

bolt8826:

Mc when the bidders are acting nice:

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

master-debate:

Fuck her hard but make sure you cuddle her after

(via thehoneyofyoursoul)

mandalorian-slut:

artemis-the-changeling:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

Coming out as a slave, and imma join the jedi

gotta make qui-gonn proud, because i’m way too old

it was only a sith, how did it end up like this

it was only a sith, it was only a sith

now she woke from her sleep

and i’m catching a cab

but my lead’s up in smoke

and she’s taking a stand

now mace windu is dead

im becoming a sith

and a hood’s on my head

but she’s clutching her neck, now

he takes off his dress, now

“we were bros”

i just got cooked, it’s killing me

i can’t feel my toes…

JEAAALOUSY, turned me into a machine

killing off all the jedi, choking out those who survive

but it’s just the PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS ALL I SEEK

TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY

‘CAUSE I’M MR. DARK SIDE

@letitrainathousandflames if I had to see this, so do You

D E L E T E   T H I S

(via spongebobssquarepants)

zackisontumblr:

*clings to obama’s leg*

(via pandora)

policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

(via myconsciencecallednsickagain)

peachyyy-princesss:

the thought of being put over a man’s knee and spanked for bad behavior is so fucking hot

😩😩😩

(via celestjall-deactivated20200903)

my-innermost-musings:

I have perfect dick sucking lips but yet I’m not sucking any dick ???